Lol. He said, "I'll punch you in the boob." and I was like, "I'll punch you in the bawlz and we both know that hurts more D<" and he was like, "I won't let you." and I was like, "d00d.. ur a tiny piece of sheet. u punch, i punch. mine will hurt more." and then he was like, "People are probably talking to me. g2g."
I pay to play the RL MMORPG, College. 4 years grinding in college gets you a piece of paper for the rest of your life and you can buy enough stuff to +9 your car//house.
I've had quite a few things that nothing would get.
I found great help in different tech forums where they ask you for a log(like that created by AVG or CC Cleaner), and then you post, and I've always had an expert help me.
Sometimes you have to do quite of few steps to get nasty bugs off your PC, like rebooting in safe mode, then disconnection from internet and even finding and deleting files manually)
It all depends on your virus.
I would start by getting the name of the virus(if you can) and just paste it in a web search. 9 times out of 10 it will shoot you to a definition and a possible fix.