Corrupted wish game. - Page 4

**Rightclaw** · 07-09-2007, 02:40 PM

I wish for a pet penguin.

**Belaslav** · 07-09-2007, 02:43 PM

Granted, but then I came along and stole him.

I wish someone would buy my pet penguin.

01chans · 07-12-2007, 02:28 AM

Granted, but your pet penguin died before your client hands over money

I wish for one thousand paper cranes

Niion · 07-12-2007, 02:30 AM

Originally Posted by 01chans

Granted, but your pet penguin died before your client hands over money

I wish for one thousand paper cranes

Granted, but they you bleed to death after the cranes are dumped on you and give you paper cuts on all your major arteries.

:P

I wish for Osama Bin Laden

Deaths_Illusion · 07-12-2007, 02:33 AM

Granted. but he shoots you in the face yelling racial slurs.

I wish for tuesday to arrive.... :P

**Belaslav** · 07-12-2007, 08:03 PM

Granted, but I gave you a sleeping pill and you slept for all of the week.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

**fullback** · 07-12-2007, 08:41 PM

Granted, But you have amnessia and can't remember what it is you were told to wish for.

I wish I could do a backflip.

**Belaslav** · 07-12-2007, 09:18 PM

Granted, but you fall down and break your back.

I wish I was the president of USA.

Pritcher · 07-13-2007, 04:28 AM

Originally Posted by Belaslav

Granted, but you fall down and break your back.

I wish I was the president of USA.

Granted, but now you're stuck cleaning up Bush's mess.

I wish my drink was cold.

Elderoth · 07-13-2007, 04:54 AM

Originally Posted by Pritcher

Granted, but now you're stuck cleaning up Bush's mess.

I wish my drink was cold.

Granted, but the drink is flash frozen and you choke on a block of it.

I wish for dynamite.