Dear FiestaFan - Page 3

koager · 12-12-2008, 08:21 PM

Dear Miria,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass in a clown suit, and I saw you carve your initials into my illegitimate child in Ghana.
I'm sure you're sly enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men.
I'm returning your false teeth to you, but I'll keep your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory.
You should also know that I will try to forget that you broke my heart and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Go milk a cow,
Koa

**Phantom Badger** · 12-12-2008, 09:17 PM

Originally Posted by koager

Dear Miria,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass in a clown suit, and I saw you carve your initials into my illegitimate child in Ghana.
I'm sure you're sly enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men.
I'm returning your false teeth to you, but I'll keep your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory.
You should also know that I will try to forget that you broke my heart and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Go milk a cow,
Koa

Lol.... Epicness I wish I could siggy that

**Sparkeh** · 12-13-2008, 07:05 AM

Where's Dear sparky?? D:

lamchopz · 12-13-2008, 08:29 AM

Dear Sparky,

**Sparkeh** · 12-13-2008, 09:52 AM

Lolz >.>

**Patches** · 12-15-2008, 12:40 PM

Dear Spirit

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our socks don't match. I think I realized it That night you picked your nose, At the mental hospital and I saw you Carve your initials into The Catholic Priest.
I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand That your smell makes me vomit.
I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that I Get sick when I think of your feet and You ruined my attempts at another world war.

Best of luck on the sex change,
Patches

I guess if we are both gonna have a sex change...

**Vasu** · 12-15-2008, 12:46 PM

...then you can stay together!

Think OPTIMISM!

lamchopz · 12-15-2008, 01:05 PM

LOOL @ Patches and Spirit

**Sparkeh** · 12-15-2008, 01:19 PM

Stop this...zero detail ><!

Blaah eeek again!!!

**Vasu** · 12-15-2008, 01:35 PM

I'm sorry, but I still don't get it.