LOL yeah thats me, except for:
"fiesta is like real life, is a jungle and u have to fight for your territory and if u can't get a party u might as well ks one"
"got our guild into meaningless wars."
"He got banned the day we learned about his ways."
thats all wrong but other than that its pretty close to me. and i dont train pplz on purpose because outspark GM's say not to, but i do still laugh when afk'rs get killed.

nearly all of what you've said sounds like a friend of a friend told you, funny as.