Dear FiestaFan

[Sparkeh]

O.o...o.O

[Blaaaaaaaah]

Dear a.L,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg, outside of your office and I saw you sit on the Catholic Priest.
I'm sure you're high enough to understand how awful you are.
I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that I will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard and thanks for the Cocaine.

Go milk a cow,
Blaahs.




Edit: I just had to say this. I KNOW WHAT COLOUR YOUR UNDERWEAR IS. /immature

[Enraya]

Dear kt,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump, in a clown suit and I saw you carve your initials into my illegitimate child in Ghana.
I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid.
I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory.
You should also know that I will try to forget that you broke my heart and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Best of luck on the sex change
Enraya

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