If I see ya at my doorstep, I'd invite you in for pizza, let you play fiesta and knock you out so that i can screw your account up... When you wake up, I'd tie you to my bed then wiggle my buttcheeks in your face for 45 minutes, then throw ya outta my house and call 911.
In that case, I would plant a C4 charge with a timer at your doorstep, ring the bell and run off.
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