"No offense but...."

[Tadiakichi]

I hate this statement more than anything. Well, that's a lie, but I really hate this statement. It's as if every nasty, snide comment the person has to say is well-justified to the point where it's divine. It's a pussy-way out to avoid confrontation, and worst of all, it's well-embraced by society. An average man would have slugged a guy in the face if a total stranger went up to him and said "Your mom is fat." But if the same stranger went up to the same average man and said "No offense but your mom is kinda chubby.", then probably they would continue on a friendly conversation. It's the same ****in' message, but they end up to be chums who enjoy sodomizing each other.

Moral: Use that statement and you turn gay.