"It's a little dirty."

[Loveless]

Customer: Can you print some posters out for me? The guy next door seems to be closed.

Me: Sure, just open up the file and I'll help you.

The customer opens the file and I go to set up the printer.

Customer: Sorry, it's a little dirty. I don't want to hurt your eyes.

Me: Haha, it's alright.

The posters are pictures of her in bras and panties so I didn't think much of it.

Customer: I'm just going to grab a drink, I'll be right back.

Me: Sure thing.

I continue printing and upon closer inspection of the posters I realize what she had meant by "a little dirty". They were rather pornographic in nature... exposed breast and another had uh... the lower parts open for the world to see.

There I am thinking, "oh... so that's what she meant by dirty..." I'm glad I was the only one in the store, would have been a bit awkward otherwise.