this is probably bad but i think it's a little funny

[Destrus]

me and this other guy both joined this acting class a day late. one of the assignments was you had to write about some signifcant memory from your early childhood then you had to switch withsomeon else and perform a monologue of the other person's story. because we joined a day late we switced with each other and are doing them a day late (today).

thing is we both don't really know what to do with them and are pretty sure we're gonna freeze up and not be able to do or say anything.

and then we both had the same though:
we'd like to do it drunk so we won't worry about being nervous and could definately do it but don't want the professor smelling alcohol on us >_<