"Mommy, can I buy a Snickers?" No honey, we only have enough for MY CIGARETTES HAHA!

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My clean ups are free. o_o
Thats only in Canada though, don't know about the US.

But as long as you keep your mouth healthy, you won't even need a dentist.
You can most definitely afford a toothpaste and a toothbrush if you can buy cigarettes.

My school's vending machine sells Mars bars, so they still make it.