Who knew?

[Hyper]

Today during lunch I learned a few things from the crazy 'Nam veteran next to me.

• During the Vietnam war, George Bush Sr. was actually head of the Opium/Heroin drug game in the US. And he also used 'US Airlines' planes to ship it in!!!! Then Mr. Crazy Vet found out about this, and the government has been trying to find and eliminate him ever since.

• Area 51 is constantly moving.

• During Bill Clinton's campaign, he and Hillary were drug lords in the Cocaine game. That's actually where most of his funding came from!!!! Bill leaked this top secret information to his dentist while out on laughing gas (NO^2?), who had somehow met Mr. Crazey Vet.

• An Indian trading post in New Mexico has the best food. "In the universe".

• The Obamas are actually on a quest for world domination.


LOOOOOOL. Yeah, that's all I could stomach listening to.