My new personal favorite are the people who are grinding in the same area you are and come to ask for a buff while you are engaged with mobs. I will give them a buff anyway, since I rarely refuse anyone, while I'm attacking. The fun one was last night, when an archer that was kiting an area beside me stopped for a buff, and then said,Why did your HP go down and back up?" My response - "Since you spoke proper English and said please, I switched into my safe set and gave you a higher buff."
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