Corrupted wish game.

[Sheapy]

Granted, but when you enter the theater, all spots are taken except the front row, forcing you to bend your neck for 2 hours straight.

I wish that I was god

[01chans]

Granted, but you do not have any powers, and no followers, which kind of lost the point of being God.


I wish mosquitoes become extinct.

[Sheapy]

Granted, but a new race of super bugs with 5 inch needles appear everywhere.

I wish that I had a device that could punch people over the internet

[Blaaaaaaaah]

Granted, but because it's a new device, it has a malfunction and it reverses the punch and you get punched in the face instead.

I wish we had more than 24 hours a day.

[Belaslav]

Granted, but society makes you work 30 hours a day with 8 hour sleeps.

I wish for a unicorn. (Lol?)

[01chans]

Granted, but it stabs you in the stomach with its horn, which fell off (like bees' stingers)

I wish I knew everything in the world.

[Belaslav]

Granted, but your head explodes.

I wish I was made of steel.

[Blaaaaaaaah]

Granted, but you were pushed into the water so now you rust.

I wish the hairdresser didn't cut my hair that short. T.T"

[secbro20]

Granted, but then the hairdresser would leave it too long.

I wish I had a car

[01chans]

Granted, but it broke down every two minutes.

I wish you'd become bald.