Dear FiestaFan

[koager]

Dear Miria,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass in a clown suit, and I saw you carve your initials into my illegitimate child in Ghana.
I'm sure you're sly enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men.
I'm returning your false teeth to you, but I'll keep your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory.
You should also know that I will try to forget that you broke my heart and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Go milk a cow,
Koa

[Phantom Badger]

Dear Miria,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass in a clown suit, and I saw you carve your initials into my illegitimate child in Ghana.
I'm sure you're sly enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men.
I'm returning your false teeth to you, but I'll keep your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory.
You should also know that I will try to forget that you broke my heart and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Go milk a cow,
Koa

Lol.... Epicness I wish I could siggy that

[Sparkeh]

Where's Dear sparky?? D:

[lamchopz]

Dear Sparky,

[Sparkeh]

Lolz >.>

[Phantom Badger]

I know how you feel Sparky, no 'Dear Dragon' either :<

[Vasu]

Dear Dragon,

[Phantom Badger]

Dear Dragon,

..please proceed...

[Blaaaaaaaah]

... kiss my butt,
Blahs.

[Enraya]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL