The secret to a happy marriage

[Spirit]

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no
secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe
box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to
open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one
day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she wou ld not
recover.

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the
shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money
totaling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents. 'When we were to be married,' she
said, ' my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two
precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two
times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with
happiness.

'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money?
Where did it come from?'

'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'


A Prayer

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death, because I don't know how to crochet.

[Manzcar]

Spoken just like a woman...

[Hessah]

HAHHAH -note that in my bibble-

[wompastompa]

a very heart warming story that ends in a little comic relief....thanks for sharing the story

[Utau]

reminds me of my classmate who knits in class...and still managed to have very good grades...

[A_Forever]

Kind of like the joke that goes kind of like this:

A man and woman were married for 60yrs. The Wife was on her death bed when she told her husband it was okay for him to finally open the chest at the end of their bed.

The man opened it and found two ears of corn and $100,000. He asked what the corn was for.. the wife answered "Every time I cheated on you I put an ear of corn in the chest." The husband said he forgave her.

He then asked about the money. She answered, "I sold the corn every time I made a bushel."

[lamchopz]

Kind of like the joke that goes kind of like this:

A man and woman were married for 60yrs. The Wife was on her death bed when she told her husband it was okay for him to finally open the chest at the end of their bed.

The man opened it and found two ears of corn and $100,000. He asked what the corn was for.. the wife answered "Every time I cheated on you I put an ear of corn in the chest." The husband said he forgave her.

He then asked about the money. She answered, "I sold the corn every time I made a bushel."

classy lol

[Yosei]

lmao, that was great.

[Lady-Loki]

Separate dens.

[Belaslav]

Spirit, Loki I have a question for you. Do you follow the advice made in the story?