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09-03-2008, 12:18 PM
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sane, so says the voices
 Tower Defense 2007 Champion!Tournaments Won: 4
In-Game Name: Lady_Loki | Lady_Raine | Lady_Leilani | Lady_Danae | Lady_Julietta
Current Level: this changes more often than I care to update this detail
Server: Teva (main) Epith (secondary) other 2 (fallback)
Posts: 2,375
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Another Husband Joke
Well, I found it funneh:
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INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but not available. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
DEAR DESPERATE,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) Also, do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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09-03-2008, 02:12 PM
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lol thats great haha lmao
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09-03-2008, 04:59 PM
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oh look! nvm!
Tournaments Won: 26
In-Game Name: Rofellos, Lithon_Jr
Current Level: 7x, 4x
Server: Teva
Posts: 386
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Hot Lingerie 7.7 will defenitely work for sure...
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What are rolling pins?
Bowling pins?
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Originally Posted by Hessah
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-come feel stupid with me ralath-
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09-03-2008, 05:32 PM
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complete once again
Tournaments Won: 11
In-Game Name: Spirit_of_Water, Spirit_of_Earth, Spirit_of_Fire, Spirit_of_Wind, Spirit_of_Sky
Current Level: Level 101 Guardian, Level 70 Fighter, Level 90 Mage, Level 89 Archer, Level 72 Trickster
Server: Teva
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If none of those work, I use You Can Go Fishing Any Time You Want With The Guys 8.5. It works really well and it also boosts the performance of my Okay Then I'll Spoil And Pamper You Program.
Oh and the program New Big Screen TV 5.0 really really helped the performance of Doesn't Fuss As Much When You Play Computer Games 7.0
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09-03-2008, 05:47 PM
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Corgi Addict
In-Game Name: Cubyrop(WoW)
Current Level: 85
Server: Maelstrom
Posts: 5,902
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xD
That was great.
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09-03-2008, 06:11 PM
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.:~*♥*~:.
In-Game Name: booyah8877
Current Level: 88.65
Server: Teva
Posts: 1,544
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That is so win XD
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Originally Posted by el eye Zee
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Lol. He said, "I'll punch you in the boob." and I was like, "I'll punch you in the bawlz and we both know that hurts more D<" and he was like, "I won't let you." and I was like, "d00d.. ur a tiny piece of sheet. u punch, i punch. mine will hurt more." and then he was like, "People are probably talking to me. g2g."
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