Choose your own adventure.

[kirbysprite]

A. Go "Oh... HI THERE!"
B. Zoom past her.
C. Knock her out with her own steak.

I wake up from my bed. I go to Hessah's house. I spy on Hessah but she is just playing Fiesta. I break into her house. Steal her Hello Kitty memorabilia. I go back home.I liek strawberries. I go to Blahs' house and steal some strawberries.
As you are about to leave, you encounter Blahs who just got out of the shower. I go "Oh... HI THERE!"

She asks, "Why are you in my house?"

You say:

A. "I wanted to steal your strawberries."
B. "I wanted to play Fiesta on your computer, my computer is down."
C. "I wanted to stalk you."

[Belaslav]

I wake up from my bed. I go to Hessah's house. I spy on Hessah but she is just playing Fiesta. I break into her house. Steal her Hello Kitty memorabilia. I go back home.I liek strawberries. I go to Blahs' house and steal some strawberries.
As I'm about to leave, I encounter Blahs who just got out of the shower. I go "Oh... HI THERE!" She asks, "Why are you in my house?" I say: "I wanted to play Fiesta on your computer, my computer is down."

Blahs doesn't buy your story and seems mad. You:

A. Jump out of a 10 story window.
B. Attempt run past her and hope that she will miss you with her shiny 9+ enhanced steak.
C. Hold still and pretend you're a new breed of strawberry growing trees that can talk.

[Enraya]

What the xD

I wake up from my bed. I go to Hessah's house. I spy on Hessah but she is just playing Fiesta. I break into her house. Steal her Hello Kitty memorabilia. I go back home.I liek strawberries. I go to Blahs' house and steal some strawberries.
As I'm about to leave, I encounter Blahs who just got out of the shower. I go "Oh... HI THERE!" She asks, "Why are you in my house?" I say: "I wanted to play Fiesta on your computer, my computer is down." Blahs doesn't buy my story and seems mad. You hold still and pretend you're a new breed of strawberry growing trees that can talk.

Miraculously, she buys that story. Blaaahs begins pulling out your hair, mistaking it for whispy thin strawberries. You:

A. Yank out her ponytail and continue to jump out of a 10 story window.
B. Pretend you're sick, say you need to go to the bathroom and escape down the toilet.
C. Take out a watch and start mesmerizing her while trying desperately to sneak away.

[Belaslav]

I wake up from my bed. I go to Hessah's house. I spy on Hessah but she is just playing Fiesta. I break into her house. Steal her Hello Kitty memorabilia. I go back home.I liek strawberries. I go to Blahs' house and steal some strawberries.
As I'm about to leave, I encounter Blahs who just got out of the shower. I go "Oh... HI THERE!" She asks, "Why are you in my house?" I say: "I wanted to play Fiesta on your computer, my computer is down." Blahs doesn't buy my story and seems mad. You hold still and pretend you're a new breed of strawberry growing trees that can talk. Miraculously, she buys that story. Blaaahs begins pulling out your hair, mistaking it for whispy thin strawberries. You take out a watch and start mesmerizing her while trying desperately to sneak away.

While she is distacted by the watch, and goes "Ooooh, what a pretty watch", you manage to go past her, but as you were going to open the door, she wakes up and realises that you're not a tree and your hair don't taste like strawberries. While she's busy spitting the hair out of her mouth, you:

A. Open the door and run.
B. Pull off her hair towel and attempt to choke her with it.
C. Throw a shoe at her.