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06-13-2008, 05:27 AM
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Would you like a fork?
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Anyone have CHUCK NORRIS jokes?
Went to borders and read a book about CHUCK NORRIS. Here's some:
After being denied of getting a McGriddle at McDonalds because it was 10:01, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked McDonalds so hard, it became a Wendy's.
If you have one dollar and Chuck Norris has one dollar, Chuck Norris has more money that you.
Chuck Norris taught his dog to clean after himself because Chuck Norris does not take s**t from anything else.
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06-13-2008, 05:29 AM
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The famous...
Inside Chuck Norris's beard, there is no chin, only another fist.
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06-13-2008, 05:34 AM
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Would you like a fork?
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lol.
I just remembered one:
Chuck Norris' tears heal cancer... too bad he never cries.
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06-13-2008, 05:47 AM
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haha! 
damn i knew a lot but i can't remember any of them 
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06-13-2008, 08:32 AM
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Yeah, I used to know acouple.
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06-13-2008, 10:02 AM
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Now what show what Chuck Norris on?
I forgot o.o
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06-13-2008, 11:12 AM
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DFO has my heart <3
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Originally Posted by kirbysprite
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lol.
I just remembered one:
Chuck Norris' tears heal cancer... too bad he never cries.
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LOOOOOOOOL. |
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06-13-2008, 12:12 PM
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Yank me.
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Little kids check their closets for Boogeyman. Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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