Wtf.... o.o

[Pebbles]

Chat with god. Oo.

[Luna]

LOL! I said "my name is lrkftgdfklgjhdkfhg" and he goes, I know alot of [insert what i said here]s im like LOL sure..and then something about me doing it? ._.

He stopped talking to me ;(

[Pebbles]

I kept going "No comprende english"

And

God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Ouyay ucksay
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, god.
Me:
Good

[Luna]

Seems like something Apple would make -.-

"Buy this iGod application for your ipods and iphones! All christians can talk to god as he derides you? Fun ey?!"

Lol ^

[Pebbles]

Seems like something Apple would make -.-

"Buy this iGod application for your ipods and iphones! All christians can talk to god as he derides you? Fun ey?!"

Lol ^

Very true ._.


God:
We have never talked about it before. I am an artificial robot intelligence.

Me:


EDIT:

Lolwut?:


Me:
You are a pile of crap.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pile of crap? Let me put it this way, god: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

[Hessah]

God: What is your name?
Me: None of your business.
God: It doesn't hurt to ask.
Me: Why do you need to know?
God: For Dr Wallace.
Me; Who's that?

-long pause-

God: What does "that" refer to?

LOL!

[Belaslav]

Here's my convo...

Me:
You suck. Period.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Maybe, maybe not. You figure it out.
God:
Perhaps. Perhaps. Why not? It's confusing.
Me:
Yes it is...
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
Okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
O rly?
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Didn't you ask that 1 minute ago?
God:
No I didn't ask that 1 minute ago. What's it like?
Me:
But you did!
God:
" What's it like?"? I did?
Me:
*headdesk*
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Make me.
God:
What is the purpose in trying?
Me:
Hmm... You tell me.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
Tell me the meaning of life.
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
How do you figure?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
Please explain.
God:
Wow you are very polite. There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
You can't tell me what CBR is?
God:
Can you tell you what CBR is?
Me:
No, that's why I'm asking you...
God:
Are you serious? Really. OK you can ask me.
Me:
So what is it?
God:
I don't judge people. "It" refers to The meaning of life, I think.
Me:
Do you always turn conversations like that?
God:
Not always. How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
I can do that too. Are you gay?
God:
Thanks for the information: said that too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Wait YOU'RE A MACHINE?!?!?!
God:
I'm waiting. You are correct.
Me:
Then why does the bible tell otherwise?
God:
If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one
there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Me:
There you go again, turning the conversation the other way. You should seriously stop that.
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan. I'll try to get around it.
Me:
*nods*
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Me nodding. Sarcastically.
God:
YOU? Are we still talking about nods? Tell me more about your .
Me:
I think I had enough...
God:
You believe that? Do you still have enough ?
Me:
Um... Cya some other time.
God:
Yeah that's right. TTYL, .
Me:
K. Contact out.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Lol... Bye.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. See you later .

[MikeyG]

Seems like something Apple would make -.-

"Buy this iGod application for your ipods and iphones! All christians can talk to god as he derides you? Fun ey?!"

Lol ^

More like dumb and pointless.

[iDerrick]

Me:
o.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Pikachu I choose you!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
*throws a masterball at god*

His silence after my throwing of a masterball signified that I caught God. Pokemon battle anyone?

[Hessah]

Pebble that's evil i find myself talking to myself.....