I wonder if anyone noticed.

**Hyper** · 07-03-2008, 05:34 AM

So today I wanted a burrito.

Dial the Mexican food place, I order, then she's like "What'syourphonenumber." And I just pause for ~5 seconds while "Uhhhh..."-ing. Process. "Oh, right," then I tell her it.

I ride my bike to the burrito place, and of all the cars on the roads, I happen to cut off a cop. Then I rode away. Fast.

I get to the alley behind the burrito place, since I can't use the main street because of my bike, and spent like 3 minutes trying to find a place to lock it up. (The burrito place is in the ghetto-ish area of town.) I spend about a minute awkwardly trying to stretch the lock thing around a telephone pole, while a fat redneck guy watches. Wth...

I walk up to the burrito place, and there was about 15 people inside, and get my order. I had a bunch of change in my pocket, so I had to search for a few seconds. Or a minute... Then I'm like, "OH! I needz a drink." And she gives me the death-glare. So I take a drink from the cooler, and then I go to the counter and knock all the change off while putting my drink up. Then she says I only have to pay $5 if I'll leave. Hell yeah!

So I get my burrito and drink, walk I the door, and trip on the doormat (inside) and slam into the side of the door.

THEN, I ride my bike back, I see the same cop. This time I'm riding on the sidewalk (illegal).

I rode home fast.

**Ralath** · 07-03-2008, 05:35 AM

Not surprised.

**Blaaaaaaaah** · 07-03-2008, 05:35 AM

LOL wth.

Practicing your ninja skills, much?

**Loveless** · 07-03-2008, 05:36 AM

Actually made me lol

**A_Forever** · 07-03-2008, 05:36 AM

This makes you sound short and childish too o-o LOL

You fail. Hard.

**Hyper** · 07-03-2008, 05:47 AM

Originally Posted by Blaaaaaaaah

LOL wth.

Practicing your ninja skills, much?

Seriously. I'm definitely resident ninja around these parts. There were a few other things I did prior to those, but I didn't feel like exposing you all to that level of awesome.

You aren't ready yet.

Originally Posted by Ralath

Not surprised.

D<

Originally Posted by Loveless

Actually made me lol

<3

Originally Posted by A_Forever

This makes you sound short and childish too o-o LOL

You fail. Hard.

Tall people trip a lot. </3

Would a childish person cut off a cop -coughaccidentallycough- while on their bike?

I think not.

This is a true story, btw. If I didn't already say that.