I lol'd at the DnD one... he's worse than the banana guy. sucks to have to share a religion with such crazys... (though i suppose since he's so strongly anti-catholic, i can count my religion as independent of his stupidity...)
You believe a supernatural deity manifested itself into coporeal form in order to be killed and revived in order to save the world from...the supernatural deity.
Actually, its to save us from our own impurities, and universal law that pervades all and changes the very nature of a being. think of it as a divine Magna Carta of sorts; gives us the right to a trial.