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04-03-2008, 02:57 PM
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complete once again
Tournaments Won: 11
In-Game Name: Spirit_of_Water, Spirit_of_Earth, Spirit_of_Fire, Spirit_of_Wind, Spirit_of_Sky
Current Level: Level 101 Guardian, Level 70 Fighter, Level 90 Mage, Level 89 Archer, Level 72 Trickster
Server: Teva
Posts: 6,146
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Donkey
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
the farmer tried to figure out what to do
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
well needed to be covered up anyway;
it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and
help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
donkey realized what was happening and cried
horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
looked down the well. He was astonished at what
he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
off and take a step up.
Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
stepped up over the edge of the w ell an d
happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out
of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
Live simply and appreciate what you have.
Give more.
Expect less
NOW..........
Enough of that crap. The donkey later came back,
and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and
the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong, and try to cover
your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
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04-03-2008, 03:03 PM
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Sucked back into the 'net
In-Game Name: An occupation
Current Level: 8 hours a day
Server: 4reL-lyfe
Posts: 2,930
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So... Don't wear tight jeans?
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04-03-2008, 03:04 PM
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Sucked back into the 'net
In-Game Name: An occupation
Current Level: 8 hours a day
Server: 4reL-lyfe
Posts: 2,930
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LOL. I missed the "when you do something wrong" part! xD
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04-03-2008, 03:09 PM
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.:~*♥*~:.
In-Game Name: booyah8877
Current Level: 88.65
Server: Teva
Posts: 1,544
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Originally Posted by hyperswoss
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So... Don't wear tight jeans?
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True moral of the story.
I thought it was a relation to OutSpark...
"One day... a player found a bug, and thought it was worthy to say something, so he handed it to a GM.
While walking the bug to the service station, the bug fell down a well, and the GM didn't think it was worth trying to fix it. So it let it down there, took a shovel, and buried it as much as it could. He then stuck a 'Status: Closed' sign on top."
^.~
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Originally Posted by el eye Zee
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Lol. He said, "I'll punch you in the boob." and I was like, "I'll punch you in the bawlz and we both know that hurts more D<" and he was like, "I won't let you." and I was like, "d00d.. ur a tiny piece of sheet. u punch, i punch. mine will hurt more." and then he was like, "People are probably talking to me. g2g."
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I pay to play the RL MMORPG, College. 4 years grinding in college gets you a piece of paper for the rest of your life and you can buy enough stuff to +9 your car//house.
liZ
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04-04-2008, 02:33 AM
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Yank me.
In-Game Name: -quit-
Current Level: -quit-
Server: Teva
Posts: 1,502
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Someone should sig this.
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04-04-2008, 02:37 AM
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Sucked back into the 'net
In-Game Name: An occupation
Current Level: 8 hours a day
Server: 4reL-lyfe
Posts: 2,930
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Originally Posted by Belaslav
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Someone should sig this.
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Spirit's post? o:
Not enough characters for it to fit... |
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04-04-2008, 02:40 AM
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Yank me.
In-Game Name: -quit-
Current Level: -quit-
Server: Teva
Posts: 1,502
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Originally Posted by hyperswoss
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Spirit's post? o:
Not enough characters for it to fit...
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I meant Booyah. |
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04-04-2008, 03:36 AM
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.:~*♥*~:.
In-Game Name: booyah8877
Current Level: 88.65
Server: Teva
Posts: 1,544
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oh em gee...
that'll be the 2nd thing I've said that gets siggied...
if someone does it ..
o.o'
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Originally Posted by el eye Zee
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Lol. He said, "I'll punch you in the boob." and I was like, "I'll punch you in the bawlz and we both know that hurts more D<" and he was like, "I won't let you." and I was like, "d00d.. ur a tiny piece of sheet. u punch, i punch. mine will hurt more." and then he was like, "People are probably talking to me. g2g."
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I pay to play the RL MMORPG, College. 4 years grinding in college gets you a piece of paper for the rest of your life and you can buy enough stuff to +9 your car//house.
liZ
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