You could pick a random sentence and write an extremely silly and pointless short story based around it.
Originally Posted by Hessah
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9. Do a finger fight, left hand vs right hand
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I wouldn't recommend the finger fighting. Once there was this guy who tried that and... well, it just got way out of hand...
You see it all started out simple enough with a little friendly thumb wrestling and everything was cool, but then the Index Fingers decided they wanted to join in. So now they went and started with the poking and that would have been fine too, except that Left Index Finger accidentally poked Right Middle Finger's best mate, Right Pinky...
Well now Right Middle Finger has always been a trouble maker and instead of just letting it go he decided to round up all his Knuckle friends and head over to teach Left Hand a lesson. Naturally Left Hand saw this coming and recruited help from Left Knuckles and of course it turned into a Fist fight.
Left and Right Fist were pretty evenly matched for a while until a particularly vicious blow from Right Fist actually dislocated poor Left Pinky. Well everyone thought it was all over for Left Hand now, and it would have been if not for a surprise attack on Right Hand by Right Knee.
Right Knee jumped in and pinned Right Hand down and with this opportunity Left Hand called in everyone, Left Elbow, Left Knee, and Left Foot. The beating that followed was gruesome indeed... Right Ring Finger was the first to go and he never wanted anything to with the fight in the first place, he just got caught up in the middle of it. Next was Right Pinky, who never even saw Left Elbow coming, then Right Index Finger...
In the end all that was left of Right Hand was a shattered Right Middle Finger and Right Thumb. They've more or less healed since then, though Right Middle Finger can only bend at one joint now. He and Right Thumb do their best working together as a sort of claw to grasp and manipulate items. And if you haven't figured it out yet, this has, of course, been
his story all along.
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I really must see a doctor about my insomnia. This is the kind of thing that happens when you don't sleep for nearly 50 hours...
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