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03-31-2009, 12:56 AM
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:w
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xDD
Okay, I know there's things on FML way better than this.. but.. omg.. MSN NUB. (Plus, I find the sex ones to be the best and I really don't think I should post any of those.) o:
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Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML
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03-31-2009, 12:58 AM
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Angry Wolf
In-Game Name: Warning_Shot / _Ike_
Current Level: 3x / 2x
Server: Teva
Posts: 95
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Awwww.
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03-31-2009, 01:00 AM
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Super Moderator
In-Game Name: Espei
Posts: 8,305
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Haha I saw that one last night. xD
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03-31-2009, 01:01 AM
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:w
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I'm catching up on them DDD:
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03-31-2009, 01:01 AM
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lk;sfdb
In-Game Name: Quit
Current Level: Quit
Server: Quit
Posts: 1,695
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Aww XDD
edit: holy shiz u guys reply WAY too fast @.@
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03-31-2009, 01:05 AM
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:w
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I think this is okay to post xDD
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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were having sex. He has a game on in the background and one of his friends started talking to him. He immediately threw me off and said "i have to answer this." Went over to his computer and started talking to them. FML.
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Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex. I decided to swoop her off the feet like the movies and carry her to my bed. I ended up hitting her head on the door frame, knocking her out. FML
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Last edited by A_Forever; 03-31-2009 at 01:10 AM..
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03-31-2009, 01:10 AM
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Fuck my life.
All these can be found @ www.fmylife.com |
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03-31-2009, 01:12 AM
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Cave Archmage Book
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Lmao!!! That is...messed up?
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03-31-2009, 01:19 AM
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:w
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Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
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Today, the girl I've had a crush on forever asked me why the pin on my Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she responded, "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML
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Today, my mom has been calling me every ten minutes, asking me questions about her new computer. She called me at work, and I rudely answered her question. She called back, talked to my boss, saying she was a customer that called in, and I was rude to her. FML
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