Ninas day out bowl of chips

ninacows · 03-17-2009, 09:58 AM

cows were used to shopping mall to buy tampons and toast. she goes to buy Ann Summers, Lauras new prezzy Christmas. how ever that the new ads prozzi seeking Underware has caught your eye. rioja rioja buy it and sniffs * eew * Then enter Boswells (coffee), but to his surprise saw a horse and biting off his wig. It remains mourn with tears. The next day Laura acciendtly girl walks past and knocks on it. Nina drops and you move your console with vibrations in the ground. which rolls on the hill that falls in a puddle of hot chocolate. This vibrator sthe make every chocoltaly But Nina doesn't care. because she loves chocolate. Nina takes the cows and gives mto dildo laura

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the cows goes to the shoping mall to buy some tampons and toast. she goes into Ann Summers to buy lauras new christmas prezzy. how ever notices thatthe new prozzi looking underware has caught her eye. she buys it and sniffs it *eew* she then goes into Boswells (cafe) but to her surprise she sees a horse and it bites her wig off. she runs out crying with tears. The next day laura walks past nina and acciendtly bumps into her. Nina drops her dildo and it bounces with vibration on the floor. as it rolls down the hill it falls into a puddle of hot chocolate. This make sthe vibrator all chocoltaly, howver Nina doesnt care. because she loves Chocolate. Nina cows picks the dildo and gives it mto laura

**Hraesvelg** · 03-17-2009, 10:11 AM

That has a sort of dada-esque beauty to it...

**Vasu** · 03-17-2009, 10:35 AM

Okay... You have been added to my "weird" list. Not you, Hrae...

**Loveless** · 03-17-2009, 10:40 AM

First of all, I don't see how that is Fiesta-related so... moved to MoS. Second of all you might want to take that crap elsewhere. You're borderline screaming bot with slightly better AI.

ninacows · 03-17-2009, 03:58 PM

Google translate is fun

ninacows · 03-17-2009, 06:50 PM

Later that day, Nina goes off to sainsburrys, where she buys 2 geese, 3 cakes and a large banana, with this Nina runs off into the distance to eat everything. It makes her very fat. So she goes to the gym. At the gym nina sees Mr.Robertson, the pedofile of LittleCows. With this shock nina gets out her prada handbag and strikes at the old man, hitting him hard in the leg. Mr.Robertson takes out his walking stick and walks along the room. suddenly he drops down dead. Nina cries and says to the police man "he touched my cow" The police man arrested Nina and walked out.
After sevral minuets NinaCows was already on the police cars roof. however the roof collapes and the car explodes. killing the two police men.

Nina escapes once again. what a fat cow-swoc.

*for your attention, this story is not to annoy, but to teach people. Never talk to NinaCows *

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Nina day of the bowl of chips * continued *
Later that day, Nina is towards sainsburrys where she buys 2 geese, 3 cakes and a large banana, this Nina runs off into the distance fast. This makes her very fat. As a result of his passing to the gym. After sports Nina believes that Mr.Robertson the pedophile from LittleCows. With this shock Nina gets out her Prada handbag, and strike at the old man, hitting him hard with the legs. Mr.Robertson takes his walking stick and walking along the hall. suddenly he drops down dead. Nina cries and says the police man "he is my cow 'Police arrested a man Nina and walked out.
After sevral minuets NinaCows already had the police car roof. However collapes roof and the car explodes. killing two police men.

Nina escapes again. what a fat cow-swoc.

OH you swine! don't say that you should never ignore my stories they are well good.

Senyx The Soulless one · 03-17-2009, 06:58 PM

Order obeyed *Adds to Ignore List*

**Ralath** · 03-17-2009, 08:50 PM

@_________________@

This story is so weird.

**Pebbles** · 03-17-2009, 08:52 PM

. . .

whut

**Hraesvelg** · 03-17-2009, 09:03 PM

I'm rather enjoying this. It's reaching almost James Joyce levels of WTFness.