Ok so me and chelsea are in Pudsy because her friend Jackie has married a spanish boy.
(dont ask why)
She's only known him 3 weeks but shes nearly 15 and beggers cant be choosers (especialy our Jackie)
Anyway we were at the reception...
I cant remember what it was called..
Oh Laventana.
(This is in Pudsy)
Laventana... So we shake hands with Jackie and Rob (he didn't even say thanks for the sombrero we sent him the scab.)
And we sat down at the table next to the Scunthrope lot (again) they're scabs anyway. Right next to the water feature so im having to go to the toilet every 5 mins cus my bladder is not what it was.
Anyway you get a choice for your 1st corse (read this)
Palama ham with mellon balls, calamari -tuts-
and umm.. what did they call it.... oh Gaspatcho ugh give me strengh.
So i said i would have the palama ham with mellon balls but
could they take out the mellon balls cus it makes the mellon taste salty.
And chelsea said she would have the Gaspatcho.
So anyway the 1st corse arrives... (Baring in mind all we have had is a sandwich and a sticky bun on the motar way.)
And you will never guess what it was... THIS ...
GASPATCHO business .. YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP.
UGH ------- ... COLD TOMATOE SOUP..
Tomatoe soup... cold..
SOUP.., ,, tomata .. COLD
They couldn't even be arssed to warm it up!
Chelsea went Ape.
The dirty barstuads
We couldn't belive it.
Thats not all you even belive what was floating on top.
Croutons.
(Stale bread basicly)
Just when you thin kyou've seen it all.. Tiny bits of stale
bread on cold tomatoe soup.
,.... The dirty EVIL lazy bastardo's
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