So for your birthday I found a special bottle of Tequilla to help you celebrate.
It looked like this.
And I had to buy a special blender in order to make Lady Loki sized
Frozen Margaritas that were extra special so I bought this.
And so I put the the Tequilla into the pitcher with ice and mix
and blended them together and made the perfect frozen Margarita.
But then I noticed I had forgotten the xtra large glass in the other
room in which to pour your Extra Special Birthday Margarita.
So I went to go and get you glass and when I returned
All my hard work was stolen by some woman
that I have never met.
So I decided I would try again except this time
I would try to make a Strawberry Margarita for you.
And when I had finished I noticed that I didn't have
any whipped cream... and a Strawberry Margarita isn't
complete without whipped cream... So I went to the
kitchen to get some and when I returned...
What are the chances of this happening to me. Some dude stole the
Extra Special Strawberry Margarita that I made for you.
At least he was an Alabama fan.
So I decided to take the Tequilla, some ice, the glass
and just make you this.
I wanted it to be more special but with all these

around stealing my creations, it was the best I could do.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOKI!!!!