[Event/Quest] A Grumpy Cleric's Will - - - - - - Reward

**Laifun** · 07-26-2008, 11:03 PM

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Many nights passed as Laifun lay sick in his Werebear skin bed in Roumen Hospital. Many famous doctors including Healer Avon, Healer Pooring and Healer Julia, came from all over Teva to attempt to cure Laifun's mysterious illness. Many potions were made but all attempts were useless. Raw Honey from the Giant Honeying, Preserved Head of the Zombie King, Mara's Missing Leg and Poo from the Mini Dragon. Nothing could cure Laifun.

And so, on one dark and gloomy night, Laifun sat up in bed, took out his Blue Archon feather quill and began to write his will...

Originally Posted by Laifun

LAIFUN'S WILL

I, Laifun Lai Laify of Teva, hereby pass on my fortune and memories to my bestest friends and family of Fiesta.

To my two friends from the Teva retirement village booyah and Pebbles, my gold (retirement pension) shared between you (1.25 each). Hope this can help you enjoy the rest of your time in Fiesta.

To my secret mistress Hessah, my Shining Ring.
Will you leave Hot6nc and run away with me? If not, just take it anyways and shine.

To my young and cheeky illegitimate son Hyper, my Pink Valentines Costume.
Please wear it to spread the love around Teva and show the world that real men wear pink. Bring back Dance 5 and always remember, dry clean only.

To my youngest grandson Lexaeus, my hammer and shield.
Take them and heal like you have never healed before! You can now keep people alive without dieing in the process. Go and protect Harry Potter!

To my long lost twin Ralath, my necklace and earrings. Twins separated at birth but I have finally found you. Use this to search for our parents. Never give up! I have a feeling that it's Blaaaahs and.... AF.

To my bestest friend Rozelyn, my Fighter pants and Old cleric hammer.
You already have them so please keep them.

To my lovely second wife Spirit, my Armor.
Wear them like you wore them on our honeymoon and bring back the old school cleric, Buffing others as you would like others buffing you.

To my dearest grand daughter Yosei, my Red Valentines Shield.
Please take this and make sure Nurse_Betty supports and loves those in need (including lvramire). Heal those who need healing. Dance with those who want to dance. And keep doing what you do best.

Everyone that entered gets a share! =D

My favourite entry was Ralath's! xD

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Dear Laifun,

You may not know me. But while I was digging through some old belongings on mine one day, I found this photograph hidden among them. I had never seen it before!

Could it be that you are my long-lost twin!??!!?! The resemblance is startling!

I have been trying to find you ever since I found out but it was not until you posted your will that I had a way of contacting you. I wish you find yourself in good health again so you can stay in this world longer so I can meet you.

Until then...

Ralath

Please PM me whenever you see me on FF and we can arrange to meet somewhere in Fiesta!~

If you don't need/want the items, please let me know and I'll give them to someone else =D

**Hessah** · 07-26-2008, 11:10 PM

LOL!!!! Thanks awesome!!!!

Thank you Laifun, I'm afraid I'll hv to turn down your offer on running away, but I'll gladly take the ring!

RIP!

**A_Forever** · 07-26-2008, 11:11 PM

Blaahs and AF? I am AF. What about me? D: I saw it in there. /confused.

**Hyper** · 07-26-2008, 11:20 PM

LAIIIIIFUN!!! Hi. Thank you.

I shall publicly dance with many, many, many people in FBZ1/2. They'd better get FUNK-insurance.

Originally Posted by A_Forever

Blaahs and AF? I am AF. What about me? D: I saw it in there. /confused.

I wonder who the man is...

**Hessah** · 07-26-2008, 11:26 PM

@AF-

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To my long lost twin Ralath, my necklace and earrings. Twins separated at birth but I have finally found you. Use this to search for our parents. Never give up! I have a feeling that it's Blaaaahs and.... AF.

Laifun asked Ralath to use the necklace and earrings to search for their parents, Laifun thinks its Blaaaahs and AF....