I don't know what inspired me the most, a conversation with chinh, or the lack of activity the forum's having right now. Probably a mix of both. Anyway, feel free to RANT ABOUT YOUR BAD KQ experience here, and possibly get someone on
the list of pwnt. The list of pwnt exists so FF users know what kind of person they may be dealing with in their KQ's, and their gaming experience all-round.
We've all come across the asshole in the KQ's. They're there at least every fifth KQ. I don't know why, but these guys seem to have "hate me" signed all over their foreheads. They'll either be unsupportive, screw up everyone's morale, or do things you really wish they didn't. They're assholes, that's their excuse, that's their way of life.
So what the hell am I doing? I've decidedly compiled a list of people who are either assholes in KQ's, or were somehow responsible for ruining them. And no, I am not including people who were inadequate levels into the list. Actually, for clarity's sake, here's a list of
valid reasons for people being on the list. You'll need at least two good ticks (valid reasons) along with your anecdote (bad experience) before you can get anyone on board this VIP list. Alternatively, you may have only one reason, but if enough people have mentioned the same person, the person will be placed on
the list of pwnt.
Valid reasons for gettin' on the list of pwnt:
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- They're assholes. Talking to them makes you wonder what's happened to society.
- They're idiots. Talking to them makes you feel like you've lost at least 50 IQ. Don't bother trying to communicate, they'll only respond in gibberish or letters that aren't registered on your keyboard.
- They believe the world revolves around them. "REVIVE ME PL0X, I'M [strikeout]INTEGRAL TO THIS KQ'S SUCCESS[/strikeout] in denial." We've come across the people who worry about themselves more than anything. Trust me, they've costed people their KQ's. When these people nag a cleric enough to pull them away from healing the tank during a boss fight, you'll want to hit them brutally with a PCP pipe.
- They ran into that mob when you asked them not to. Then they did it again for kicks. And then again. I'm tempted to treat this as idiocy, but I figured that was too broad a topic. So I'm going break it all down. Whenever a person dies unnecessarily, so does a small percentage of your success chances. Sadly, if too many people were to die of idiocy, the KQ would fall with them.
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People currently on the list of pwnt:
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xXholyswordXx - No comment.
bruceguy - Be careful of this guy. He's the arrogant type in KQ's, and plays dirty in general. He'll spawn kill you in Guildwars, and harass you when you're grinding. Don't provoke him and he shouldn't be a problem.
17_APPLE - One of the more frustrating people in KQ's. Speaks in an ill mannered way and will refuse to listen to you. Will call you "menu". I don't know why, perhaps he plans to eat you or something.
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Well, if you've got any questions or comments about this new project, be sure to post about it in a polite manner. By the way, I need more reasons to add to the list, right now I'm not exactly the most inspired forumer.
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