She leached the MD KQ again.
Today i got given 13 easter eggs and they all went missing (i wonder who took them)
I stormed into my sisters room and shouted at her "Where is my _Easter eggs_"
she just carried on slapping make up on her face.
This is what she looks like.
Omg i know the tart.
But no it wasn't her she would of put on weight.
it must of been someone else!
I thought for a second then forgot.
the ducks quacked at me then i smacked it.
OMG the duck had chocolate around its beak.
so i sneared at it and went into my room and cried.
my mum came up into my room with her goose. Fat.
Mum said that the goose had ate all the chocolate eggs, including the foil.
just then the fattest goose came in my room (Floor was shaking) and said
ohehahweh.
i said wow look how slim he is now.
my mum said yes we have been feeding him _Tesco Value Bleach_. (Dont feed to cows).
I had 1 easter egg left and the goose had used it as a toilet. the scab.
i ate it anyway cus wanted to.
and you'll never guess what we had for tea.
Sheperds pie.
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