Seriously, if there's anything....
ANYTHING that could be keeping you from calling in to the podcast..it shouldn't. It's a totally normal number, free, A-NON-Y-MOUS

and if it's just not quite interesting enough, let me know and I'll, more than likely, do it
So...yeah. I'ma beggin'

Telllll meeeee whyyyyyyyy....
P.S. Just don't ask me to do anything that could cause me bodily harm, or that involves spoiled milk, dirty socks, or anything else...smelly. Oh, and no eating gross things.