Alright, this is sort of an old story, but whatever.
I used to be in a guild on Bijou called "goodname". It was pretty cool: good levels, nice people, and a kickass master named Theory (kid's the man). But there was this one member called "wasthatreallyhername", she was the so called 'event manager'. She would round us up and tell us to SIT. IN. A. CIRCLE. (something I havn't done since, oh say... PRE-SCHOOL). It was in ths hemisphere of annoyance that she then started asking us about our FEELINGS. I made a Dr. Phil joke, she got pissy and whiney, and I logged off for the day.
To me, this is one of the people that I can swear is around 9-10 years old. I'm sure everyone knows that type of little girl who absolutely HAS to have things her way, or else she throws a hissy fit. That was my interpretation of this person.
So the next day, she says to Theory (the benevolant man-god) that she 'haz beeen waitn SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LONGGG' to do a Guild War. He agrees, and I do too because I had never been in one before and I was curious. They spend about half an hour debating what Guild we should fight. They finally pick one.
Venomous4U.
I swear to god I almost pissed myself when I saw one of there members. It was a female mage, averagely equipped. She hadn't saw me yet, so I thought I could get an easy suprise attack (I was level 24 at the time). I click on her to attack her... and I immediatly get on my hobby horse and hightail my ass out of there.
She was a mage, that I knew, but when I clicked on her, I realized that she had over 4k of HP. A mage.... with 4. fucking. thousand. HP! From that moment in I hid out in the Forest Perimeter untill it was over. xD
I told Theory about this later; he said that the word hasn't been invented to measure the epicness of that mage.
Then "Iguessthatishername" is tryyinngg to apologize again and again and again.
All in all I lost a good hour of gameplay with 4 mats on, and then I left.
But I didn't die.
