Seriously... someone needs to just grab Valentines and tie him up so I can prepare him into a delicious meal that everyone will enjoy! Then we can keep a piece of Valentines in our hearts (or stomachs) forever! Of course... if you want to do it the humane way I suggest knocking him unconscious before I start cooking him up.
I don't know about you guys but hearing someone scream as you cook them alive is rather unsettling. I nearly lost my appetite once because of a womans screaming. But don't worry, a few quick cuts and she was quiet for the rest of the night
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