@ Yosei, lol. Yeah, I hear you.
I think Yosei and I are perfect examples of why you should help out noobs. We all start that way.. and it's usually the ones that aren't shouting that have the most potential.
I can't count the number of people I've whispered while running past them in Roumen because they are moving "walking" on the wooden horse. "Use flotation stones!"
But I was there once too.
Also, I'd like to give a shout out to the people that contributed to the wiki suggestions. I'd never had thought to spam on Magic missle 1 to get more attacks in as a mage... as well as several other tips that help me out.