LMAO - see, we women have our witchy ways. *evil grin*.
I am not gonna waste my time trying to actually fix something I don't know how to. So, I just pretend to. But, he will never know the truth. *another evil grin*
Then of course, there is always the snide little comments I keep making. Oh, and my huffing.
He looked very guilty and sorry this morning when I was huffing my way to the kids bathroom.
Tonight! My sink will be fixed!!!!! I guarantee it!!

Then he can fix the drain on my washer. *really really smug grin here*