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I think that story is missing something. :O
*decides to have some fun*
In the dark depths of the polluted south sea, resides a beast of such terrible ferocity. For every ship that sails and for every thing that lives that dares cross it waters, it bites! Gnawing and tearing with all its might. One must not go near it, one must not even breathe its heavy and horrible stench or for days be bound to the bed.
*stops*
I could really go for some asparagus soup.
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