Read? Who? What?
*reads her junk mail*
Dear [insert my name here],
If you've ever lost a wallet full of money, you know that carrying a Credit Card on campus is safer than carrying cash. More acceptable than a Personal Check. And a life-savor when you suddenly need a dentist, or a new car battery
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*speeds to the end*
I've actually lost around 15 dollars before. I also found 10 dollars before.
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