[Ralath]

lmaooo

I waged an all out war with the marauding gang [of raccoons] that comes around our hood on garbage day. They are like teenagers on a rampage bored out of their skulls. Knocking down every trash can to see what falls out. Bungee cord fixed for me but I almost laced some food with chili powder so they would get a bad case of diarrhea cha-cha-cha. Haven't had the courage yet.