Perhaps that is the solution. We can use the unadulterated power of Justin Beiber's music to solve all of the problems in the Middle East and North Africa.
My plan involves loading up all of the Beiber fans and the Man himself onto busses and have them ride over the region.
Either they'll all lay down their arms and become unified in their love for THE BESTEST THING IN POP EVER or they'll kill them all, violently, and on TV.
I say its win/win, really.
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