Man... I just went into a practice game, and I got teamed with the most bossy guy/girl I've ever seen.
The game hasn't even started and he already delivered 2398473895 orders.
(before game starts)
I would like to team with soraka or sona please.
Soraka or Sona is fine.
Preferably Sona though.
(game started)
Sona come with me.
Soraka or sona.
(I'm playing soraka and goes to another lane because he's noisy).
Sona come with me please.
I don't know if I want a newbie mid or a competent player mid.
(he's referring to a level 2 ashe going mid and wanted me as a level 30 soraka go mid)
I'm playing tryn because I can stomp on them hard to make up for the two incompetent players
- ashe goes into their jungle randomly -
- bossy guy pings 10000 times -
Ashe what are you doing
Omg so dumb
(in the middle of all that I get first blood and then our ashe dies)
Soraka go mid now.
(ping another million times)
(I die to ez in mid 30 seconds later)
....
All chat: GG
Ashe why are you using E to attack?
Ashe there's no point using volley to attack if you can't attack anything =/
God I hope I wasn't this dumb when I was a newbie
God you're noisy!
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