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I love the teens that try to get candy.
"Dressed as a whore this year, eh? Good job."
"I see you perfected the "lazy asshole" look."
"Perfect redneck costume!"
They'll get the candy, but they'll get hazed for it. Hell, that's how I get my kicks early on Halloween before the parties start. I sit around and razz all of the kids getting candy. Last year, some big kid was wearing a Jack O' Lantern shirt. My sister said, "Hey, where's Charlie Brown?" and I said it looks like the Great Pumpkin ate him.
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