IF THEY'RE SNOBBY AT THE DINNER, and are like, WAY TOO touchy.... THROW YOUR VERY EXPENSIVE 150 YEAR OLD WINE IN THEIR FACE AND BE LIKE, "AKHGH!" and leave. Or do the classic (or at least i think its classic...) throw of white wine with one hand and slap in the other... Oh I've always wanted to do that *o*
|