Originally Posted by Hraesvelg
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Never underestimate the power of pure marketing bullshit. Why stick to montheism? They could have hundreds of god monsters. Billions, even.
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"Ah, the world of Pokemon... It rests on the back of a giant Squirtle, floating aimlessly around the sun. The world's crust is flat, causing all the water to constantly dissipate in outer space. But the Great Squirtle is constantly alert, it quickly drinks the water and replenishes the water supply through urination. The crust is replenished in a similar manner, the Great Squirtle eats various asteroid mass, which he then excretes into crust.
When he farts, earthquakes occur. And if he ate a burrito, volcanoes erupt. And every couple millenia, he may evolve, thus destroying what is.... and beginning anew."