[Hraesvelg]

there ARE crazies out there... it sounds absurd, but i dont see what the alternative could be is all o.o

So you're saying it's much more likely that he's borderline insane rather than he made a slip of the tongue. Fire up some neurons.

Your lack of imagination seems to be the problem. Earlier, just off the top of my head, I threw out a possible alternative that a) sounds like fucking and b) is related to poultry. I'm curious if that was the actual intent or if it was something else that got spectacularly turned around. People use malapropisms all the time in speech.