ESO has 15 realms you can play on and by some odd luck some random person sees me in the main city (which I rarely go back to except for events) and goes apesht. I mean this quite literally too... and I apparently answered to his thread some weeks ago and now he had found me in-game.
I tell him I gotta go... I set up my in-game bot and go afk for a few. I come back and see my chatbox filled with whispers from this nub. You'd think that if I didn't answer within the first hundred whispers that I'd be afk.
Thank goodness for the blacklist.