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I get disconnected when I leave a store up over night. Is that from lack of activity or do they shut it down for a bit everynight?
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Tim Tebow’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried.
Tim Tebow played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Tim Tebow once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
Tim Tebow won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn’t a big deal.
When Tim Tebow pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.
Tim Tebow can get McDonald’s breakfast after 10:30.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Tim Tebow.
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