[U]Ideas from the Writer (Satire)~[/U]
I am Chinese and I can accept these ideas.
From reading the articles above the writer is sure that the reader has understood quite a lot about censorship and the realistic measures that the Chinese government is taking to help its nice citizens stay mentally and physically healthy.
To better improve this idea that the Chinese government has spawned, the writer proposes that we think of ways to help. It is well known that china has Boot Camps for those that are addicted to the internet. I suggest the death penalty. This would help reduce China’s population as well as eliminating those that a mentally sick with an internet addiction. What better way to solve a problem then to eliminate it completely?
Think about it, with the diminishing food supply of China due to its large population, and the measures taken by the “One Child Act†it would be completely reasonable that china takes this opportunity to rid itself of more of its current populace.
Instead of the death penalty?
Why not just eat the addicts? This would greatly boost china’s food supply, end the online addiction, as well as enabling more people that waste their time at these boot camps into other areas of China’s growing economy.
Another idea would be to destroy and burn all computers or laptops within china. Back to the good old ink and pen. Chinese calligraphy is a beautiful form of art that should not be replaced by computers.
Instead why not destroy all technology in china? Man needs to be one with nature and I am sure this would help the Chinese citizens be more physically healthy. This is always a good way to practice communism. The Chinese could send hunting parties into the mountains and hunt tigers or pandas to bring back to the tribe. Equal share for all. This is the foundation in which communism spawned from. This surely would help this magnificent country grow in a positive manor. This idea would also help China keep it’s Chinese tradition.
Burning the computers and laptops would also be able to help those places too poor in china to make nice fires in which to cook the internet addicts and gaming freaks within the country. Yummy.
Censorship? What’s the point of it? Censorship is completely useless. China should stop teaching its citizens how to read and write. Therefore the government could use more of its time on alienating its citizens and not have to worry about what they read off the internet. Why bother?
Without reading and writing and a lack of intelligence we could draw nice pictures in caves. However I’m sure some people that are more intelligent then others would draw pornography. Then we could eat them and admire the artwork.
Wonderful Eh? Of course we can always bribe those in the government with enough money (RMB) into enabling us to view and play certain things that are deemed unhealthy.