[Jikanu]

we're poking the bear. with a stick. a big stick.

Oh, also, yes. yes it is. You know ancient Spartans? And spartans from Halo? and chuck norris? and dragons? This thread is more epic than if all of those waged war on each other. To make more comparisons:

This thread is more epic than a giant spiked firebreathing polar bear.

This thread is more epic than the word "epic."

This is a thread so epic, the word "epic" had to be redefined so it could suit it.

This thread is more epic than Richard Nixon.

Aaaaand im done.