I think this is okay to post xDD
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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were having sex. He has a game on in the background and one of his friends started talking to him. He immediately threw me off and said "i have to answer this." Went over to his computer and started talking to them. FML.
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Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex. I decided to swoop her off the feet like the movies and carry her to my bed. I ended up hitting her head on the door frame, knocking her out. FML
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