Well its not exactly quick witted. Really, most things that people pick on others for are uncontrollable things. Like when I was picked on for being chubby. I mean seriously, its not like I woke up one day and was like "I want to be fat! Gimme some cake!", I actually have a condition which farks up my metabolism. Don't make it sound like you're whining though. Shove it into their face that they do not know you, contadict any assumptions they make. And if they shove you, say something like "Oh real smooth, can't think of a decent come back? So you have to shove me? Oh please, keep acting like a 3 year old who hasn't had their nap." Also, if its during school, point out that you're not the one throwing away your education and future just so you can make yourself feel like a big kid. But really, if they cuss or shove you after a come back, that means its worked, they can't think of a come back or something logical to do (besides dropping it) so the only way to defend themselves is to cuss, the easiest verbal comeback, or they just get physical.
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